Crime Jazz Unit #26
What...? This old thing...? I only wear this when I do not care how I look
What...? This old thing...? I only wear this when I do not care how I look
" Why do Dames wear make-up and perfume?"
" In plain simple English SHUT UP!"
" If you insist on flapping your yap, I will have you 'taken care of' And by that, I do not mean one of those top heavy Dames from the typing pool sitting on your lap giving you hugs and kisses and saying 'poor baby'..."
" spending the last few minutes with you I can understand the logic behind putting children to work down the mines!"
"Have you ever had to pick your teeth up off the ground with broken fingers?"
"What do you mean I am not being rational? It is mercy, forgiveness and compassion I lack Not rationality!"
" park it over there for half an hour or so and keep quiet. That is if you are attached to those pearly whites in your kisser!"
"Hello Detective, you are looking good " "Maybe Doll, but only on the outside. Inside I am black as coal..."
"Why not pull the cork and take a few hard slugs out of that bottle. It might do you a bit of good and perhaps it will numb that yap of yours and keep you quiet for a while."
" I remember you as pretty noisy, all of a sudden you get quiet. Have you lost your book of answers or are you just waiting for your lawyer? Maybe you don't think that I like it when you play it shtump but I'm getting used to it and fast!"
" What is that? Oh, I do not mind if you do not like my manners, I do not like them myself. They are pretty bad I grieve over them on long Winter evenings "